I'm tryna make "crabsolutely 🦀" a thing

I was told that coke zero was non habit forming... But the cravings...

it’s a little version of me Allan, i want you to have it

Meet me at the windswept cranberry bog wetlands reclamation project if you want an ass kicking

never skip photosynthesis day

So sayeth the algorithm...!

The last few times I've ordered bananas they've given me 8. It's too many to eat in a week!

I’m converting from pseudo-intellectual to pseudo-himbo

The sausage never considered itself to be fast food.

Just passed who had a pair of skeletal horses drawing his carriage. He had stolen a couple of horse costumes from a local theatre troupe and clothed the horses with them. He was actually wearing some sort of fox costume as well. Actually he may not have been magically gifted...

Christmas Eve with Chinese characteristics #Tintin #with #chinesecharacteristics #Christmas

cant say santa without... ant

The Great Druid would like to remain undisturbed in his ponderings.

day two in Zohran Mamdani’s New York. I watched a gaggle of financial analysts get ziptied and marched into an unmarked van. A man ordered a latte with whole milk in front of me in line and the barista immediately shot him in the head.

Au vu des nouvelles annonces concernant la direction chez Lucasfilm et l'actualité politique du moment, il est important de vous rappeler de découvrir ou revoir la série Andor qui est le meilleur projet sous Disney !