I seem to have lost Charlie Rose's phone number. Does anyone have Charlie Rose's phone number?

Enjoying this beautiful spring day. I woke up early and did calisthenics. Now I'm eating gezpacho.

Beautiful weather today. I drove around in the convertable while listening to Simon and Garfunkle.

Happy Morher's day. I hope everyone enjoyed their brunches.

I've met Billy Crystal at a few Yankee games over the years. Nice man. I get him confused with Regis. #Oscar

My wife just had very unkind things to say about Gwyneth Paltrow. I nodded my head and said nothing. #Oscars #Diplomacy

I ate egg salad for lunch and now I have indigestion. Is it possible at my age to develop an egg allergy? #Oscars

I'm going to bed. #Oscars

I have it on good authority that Henry Kissinger will be live tweeting during #TheBachelorFinale tonight!

I made gimlets for my wife and I and spilled some on the floor. I had to change my socks. #TheBachelorFinale

This Bachelor thinks he's a ladies man. Ridiculous. He makes Boutros Boutros Ghali look like Kofi Annan. #TheBachelorFinale

I fell asleep. What did I miss? #TheBachelorFinale

I thought I lost my new hat. But I found it. My heart is racing. I must compose myself. I have a meeting with the President of Uruguay.

I was frisked by TSA agents at the airport. It was an upsetting experience. To calm my nerves I purchased some duty free schnapps.

My children convinced met to get a television set for my bedroom. Last night I watched The Mentalist in my pajamas. I enjoyed it.

#FF Charlie Rose P. Krugman jennifer long

I am suggesting we solve the fiscal cliff dispute using a Price is Right framework. #showcaseshowdown

I just rode a bicycle for the first time in 15 years. It was a bad decision and, I suspect, the beginning of the end for me.

For breakfast I drank a kale and banana smoothie. It wasn't great, it wasn't terrible.

The Yankees look like the end of Art Carneys career.