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The official Twitter page for Drinking Mommies. A glimpse into the imperfect world of being a mom. We're flawed, sarcastic, drink and love our children.

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This constant putting on a mask to be out in public has me feeling like Batman. #momlife #COVID19 #batman #maskup #momhumor #supermom #quarantinememes #SocialDistancing

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I’m just going to start making major parenting decisions by using a magic eight ball. That way when people start coming out of the woodwork to criticize me online, I’ll just blame it. #momlife #ParentingInLockdown #sundayvibes #winningtips #parentingtips #momtruth

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Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake, the second part of your life begins. #TheMoreYouKnow #LifeLessons #Motivation

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I’m sorry I’m late. I sat in my bed, in a towel, and stared at my phone for 45 mins. It’ll probably happen again. #momlife #MotivationalQuotes #SundayMorning #apologies

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We can either own our choices, or not, but at the end of the day it’s up to us to decide. #LifeLessons #momlife #OwnTheFuture #mondaythoughts

We can either own our choices, or not, but at the end of the day it’s up to us to decide.

#LifeLessons #momlife #OwnTheFuture #mondaythoughts
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If you ever say... “I want your honest opinion” Just know what you’re getting yourself into. #facts #truthbetold #MomQuotes

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Sitting in the student pick-up line at school is just a bunch of super awkward parents trying to avoid eye contact with one another by staring at their phones. #parenting #momlife #schooldays #dontlookayme

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Technology has made it so the volume in cars turns up when you accelerate, and down when you answer a call. So why haven’t we gotten to the point where it turns up when our kiddos start driving us nuts? This is clearly a logical next step. #parentingtips #momhumor #MomQuotes

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I get more cleaning done in 30 mins before someone arrives than I do in an entire month. #adulting #FactCheck #MomQuotes #honesty #momlife

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The fastest thing in the world is the hand of a baby, whose sitting on your lap, and wants everything you have on your plate of food. #momlife #parenting #children #wednesdaythought

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I wish there was a Google search for my mind. That way I could actually tell people what my favorite song is or remember where I placed my coffee mug. #momlife #MondayMorning

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Our latest podcast “Afghanistan: The Voices of Afghan Women” with the Executive Director of Women For Afghan Women is now available to stream across all major streaming platforms. #Afghanistan #WomenSupportingWomen

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I can count on my husband for a lot of things in life. Taking care of me, and the kids, while we’re all sick is not really one of them. We would all die in that situation without me. Just saying. #MarriedLife #motherhood

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What can a Mom say? We give it our all when the kiddos are awake. There isn’t much left afterwards 😂 #SuperBowl #momlife #facts

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If you invite me on vacation, don’t be mad when I wander off in the middle of the day and take a nap. #adulting #vacationtime #momlife