The Eastern Conference

the temptation

I guess some people aren’t built strong enough to watch Escape from the Bronx multiple times

These stupid fucks cite DoorDash and Walmart to discuss the economy and millions of morons are like “yeah, makes sense to me. Honey, put some racism on the grill I’m extra hungry today”

can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire

Oh I’m just never even going to look at my DMs ever again I guess

“You’re not allowed to care about the pedophile ruling class unless you’re racist” is an interesting thing to say out loud on a public Twitter account

“I care about people in the world so I switched from Spotify to Apple Music” do you hear yourself

Return of the king

The Beta Band seems to be pretty underrated if I do say so myself

Hell yeah, we’re getting the good stuff

Curry fries gotta be up there in terms of high risk (stains) and reward (delicious curry fries)

Finally found him

Teenage me was forever changed on a chemical level when “Give Up” by the Postal Service came out

They were hiring and I applied

The band Hey I’m Outside lives, records, and performs music there

How it feels to walk around farting at work