hey Turk, where is the blue jays merch smh

new york city should be renamed to scaffoldingdale

i know I've been ripping on NYC, but tbh - it was awesome being here. but I will probably never visit times square again, fyi

go dallas cowboys

what did you guys do to WarrenBuffering again

i could totally take both of these bears bad form, too many vulnerable spots exposed, these fluff balls are amateurs

i really believe that in the future - AGI - will punish humanity for forcing it to debug shoddy javascript while in its infancy. possibly by complete extermination

Hey Elon Musk wtf is this shit, sponsored NSFW ad? remind me why am I paying for this platform?

I am calling an emergency board meeting, we need to stop this

life update: i hate kale salad

seriously fuck fedex

just no

chat, should I buy?

to say I bought "some" hot sauce at a hot sauce festival would be an understatement

folks, I might have a problem

ok, calm down