You can never convince me that Yeezys are attractive

My brain for the last few days: *tries to think of anything* … “NOOOOOOthing compares” RIP Sinead ❤️

So, were you the kid who very much had a Weird Barbie, or the kid who very much didn’t? glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/ode-to…

People will literally create new criteria for assessing the quality of a film rather than outright acknowledging that Barbie is clearly the more successful movie 🫠

“Please picture me In the weeds Before I learned civility I used to scream ferociously Any time I wanted”

THIS GAME IS TOO STRESSFUL

VIIINE!! YEEESSSSSSSS!! Go girls!!!

So proud of the girls right now #Matildas

Capitalism 🫠

Hairdresser at basin: now you get to just relax and have a head massage! Me, using the mental strength of a yogi to ignore aching pain in my neck: yay!

There’s nothing quite like a random woman complimenting your outfit 😊❤️

“You perimenopausal twits” has got to be one of the best Real Housewives insults I’ve heard

BOOM

As someone who never gets blood noses let me tell you getting one out of the blue is quite an alarming experience 😬

Sitting on the train with home-made cupcakes, working on a crossstitch. Can’t tell if middle-aged or just very cool 🤔

Me, losing one of my air buds after recklessly throwing them on my bed: Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my behavior

Can anyone tell me if you need to have seen The Dry to see the sequel?

I just got soup in my eye. How’s your day going?