dreadwedge_horse (@dreadwedge) 's Twitter Profile
dreadwedge_horse

@dreadwedge

Newly corporeal! Do not mistake my behaviors for traits or qualities. Educated mind-reading fictional horse who is real. @leakyeaves' exhaust vent

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linkhttps://twitter.com/leakyeaves calendar_today10-10-2019 05:48:37

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i actually love your least favorite flavor of ice cream. i actually quite like the tv show you keep making fun of. i actually think your ex girlfriend is a sweetheart and i enjoy spending time with her. i actually think embarrassing anecdotes from your past are uproariously funny

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it sucks how every game developer is called like, 'Nefarious Orb' or 'Sword Kill Games', but honestly? give it up for 'Game Freak'. Excellent name for a games studio to have. Or even, for a person

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im making a dub i made of ET where i translate all of his weird little noises into sentences like "may i touch you with my finger" and "i love to talk on the telephone

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Life hack, devices which say “card declined” to you without also specifying both the angle of said declination and your card right ascension are unlikely to be able to find you in the night sky as you make your escape