Clicker training my shadow

[dismounts ufo] anyone on this planet a little freak. I said is anyone on this planet a little freak

how come songs dont have the lyric "slurpin' boiled crab with a boy named craig"

i actually love your least favorite flavor of ice cream. i actually quite like the tv show you keep making fun of. i actually think your ex girlfriend is a sweetheart and i enjoy spending time with her. i actually think embarrassing anecdotes from your past are uproariously funny

it sucks how every game developer is called like, 'Nefarious Orb' or 'Sword Kill Games', but honestly? give it up for 'Game Freak'. Excellent name for a games studio to have. Or even, for a person

I’m a chiropractor for snakes

I recently invented Micromilk "it is like milk"- only 1000 x times smaller

im making a dub i made of ET where i translate all of his weird little noises into sentences like "may i touch you with my finger" and "i love to talk on the telephone

I’m self-professed (homeschooling my phd)

BREAKING: Slurping the Sauce is OUT Sucking the Sludge is IN. Adjust accordingly

Life hack, devices which say “card declined” to you without also specifying both the angle of said declination and your card right ascension are unlikely to be able to find you in the night sky as you make your escape

lol this website is alway so insane the first day after Nonbinary National No-Post Month ends

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i would never step on you. ,even if you were small

i would like 1 pint of elvis blood please

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