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What in the failure of fiduciary duty is going on in Texas?

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My lifelong goal is to be as unbothered as our new•ishly adopted tuxedo kitten. #CatsOfTwitter

I knew/know virtually nothing about cats when we adopted “Kobe Juan Kenobi Bryant-Bagley-Cargle.” “Kobe” for short, or “Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Please Make Him Stopppp” when he gets the zoomies at 03:30 🫠. #PeaceBeStill #PleaseBeStill #CatsOfTwitter #cats #LoveActually

There is a new age of medical students, physician trainees, and allied healthcare professionals who will not go quietly into the dark night. We will not be silenced. We will organize. We will rage. We will revolt. We will rebel. A moral reckoning in medicine is afoot. #ReadyOrNot

The resident physicians taking care of you and your loved ones at “teaching” hospitals are sleep-deprived, overworked, and victims of chronic and rampant workplace abuse. No, we are not rich and overpaid. We are legitimately minimum wage workers. We need your help and outrage.

All the feels 😭

I’m waiting for an irresistibly seductive, targeted ad that says something like “As your President, I *guarantee* ALL student loans will be forgiven within the first 30 days of my administration.” Or something hot and steamy like that 😘 #HigherEd #MedEd #Colllllege

Let’s stop calling Congressional reps like #MTG “insane.” They’re not. They are fully aware of their actions. Are they unethical, hateful, fear-mongering, civil rights violating, guns over children, anti-choice, acrimonious, fundraising savvy grifters? Yes. #ConTheConsAtThePolls

What’s the most recent, incomplete Tweet that you have saved as a draft? “Name a politician who isn’t a fear-mongering con-artist. I’ll..”

#HealthCareHeroes Anyone else wondering what happened to the free pizza, FIGS promo discounts, and 100% student loan forgiveness that everybody was repping during the height of #COVID? 🧐 #MedTwitter #NurseTwitter

Yasss, Cinemax is that you? #SkinAMax

If you were given $3 billion dollars but still couldn’t mooch off of your friends/family’s Netflix Hulu Disney+ HBO Max accounts ever again, could you do it?? 🥹

Many people are against 100% student loan cancellation b/c they’ve already paid off their student loans or didn’t go to college. But what if the gov’t also agreed to reimburse debt-free borrowers and gave the monetary equivalent of a 2-year associates degree, respectively? 👀

Oof. But true. SMDH. ACGME

“We eat tuna pâté off of fine china, now.” -Cats #Iconic #CatsOfTwitter #cats #CatsOnTwitter

My cat, Kobe, has run out of people to scam into worshipping him. Joanne The Scammer He’s asking if you have any ideas? #Iconic #Legendary #Cats #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOnTwitter

🚨So you’re not quite comfortable with “defunding the police.” Okay. How about we make them carry and pay for their own malpractice insurance instead. Still no? Well based on that logic, taxpayers should be paying for medical malpractice lawsuits, not doctors🚨 #MedTwitter #LAPD

Rocking wave caps, cuz they stole us by sea. Tight packing, like sardines. Political prisoners, we can't leave. Some escape, refugees. Travel bans, Islamic freeze. Flint/Dakota, water unclean. Death by syphilis, Tuskegee schemes. Forced sterilization, Eugenic dreams. #AlmostFreed