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Derek Dowd🐋

@dowder21

Twitter is disgusting and that’s why I’m here

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Thomas Jefferson believed that a nation's constitution should be updated every 19 years to better reflect the modern generations' wishes.

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You’ll never be as cool as this guy saving a puppy from getting eaten by an Alligator while not dropping the cigar you’re smoking x.com/itsjuanlove/st…

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Mozart composed a song titled "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schon sauber." Which means "Lick my ass right, well and clean."

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Shane Griffith won an NCAA wrestling national championship this past weekend. The interesting part? He wore a plain black singlet, refusing to represent Stanford Athletics. Here's why... Time for thread 👇👇👇

Shane Griffith won an NCAA wrestling national championship this past weekend.

The interesting part?

He wore a plain black singlet, refusing to represent Stanford Athletics.

Here's why...

Time for thread 👇👇👇
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Ask yourself: What would Aaron Rodgers do to make sure the Packers draft him a fun toy? Maybe threaten to leave??? Trust our lord and savior Aaron Rodgers #ManOfThePeople

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Bidets are considered a "key green technology" Using bidets instead of toilet paper in the United States would save an estimated 15 million trees a year and billions of gallons of water