Just as you travel so that you can miss your home, you socialize so that you can miss your self.

Swag beats talent went talent doesn’t swag hard

Being slightly delusional can consistently carry you through like 80% of the obstacles in your path

Sometimes you gotta be a lil corny

If you break up with your boyfriend and immediately start spamming pictures of you in minimal clothing you’re a clown and I feel bad for you

Tbh Randy Daytona solos Marty Supreme easy

It doesn’t ever really feel better it just feels normal. But you can choose to live your life or live the shadow that dead branch cast.

The tarot cards say it’s not so bad

Girls think guys still play Fortnite and it’s wild to me

I be pillow talking bout the military industrial complex

Any time you need it she could come through

Bro I promise you she likes Taylor swift

Some people are born with plot armor

Just gotta think under the premise that you are not “most people”

You’re born 1000 men. You die just one.

It doesn’t matter if you’re the prettiest shade of green if their favorite color is blue

Let’s be honest, as a 27 year old woman, do you really need to be on a journey of self discovery

Shyness is pride

Mongering egregore to the masses is an aristocratic errand

I sent shorty a picture of the master chief and she responded “mjölnir” imma marry her