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making my game trailer in GoAnimate

check out my cool talk at Technically Games Conference ➡️ MIGW25 about the making of BLUEJEWELED m.youtube.com/watch?v=nPqUdt…

swimming really really fast

adding more and more and more snow to a snowman

making a western film about a sheriff who’s completely awful at using his gun

wishing for an easter egg for christmas and seeing which holiday deity shows up

I'm gonna pulverize you. You'll be nothing but a pile of pulver

playing red light green light with a real traffic light from inside my car

trying to order a tumbleweed at a restaurant

watching a low budget ad for a local appliance shop and all the employees and fighting each other in the background

going with my friend to the 2001 themed party both dressed as the monolith from 2001 a space odyssey but the party has more of a 9/11 vibe but it works out ok

singing a little song so powerful people think it’s a big song

finishing the entire year’s worth of stuff on my to do list on new years eve

I appreciate when printers have a scanner in them. It’s like if a fridge had an oven or a doctor had a gun

All slopes are slippery when you're the Soap Man

At last the greatest dream is now a reality. Happy New Year.