I know everybody wants to think their younger-self would be proud of them, but I am content in the knowledge that 17yr old me would be HORRIFIED to know that last night I voluntarily went out to see both Tim Rogers and Sarah McLeod, and had a damn good time to boot.

Sixteen stitches put her right, and her dad said "Don't say I didn't warn you" Sally got married to a rock musician She met in California

Thank you, @KenjiSiratori, for sharing this brain-melting masterpiece. (mezbreeze.bsky.social, I 100% recommend you dip your toes in these waters.)

Do I know anyone with an Academia.edu Premium account who can fill me in on whether any of the "356 papers that mention Jessica Citizen" are actually about me?

Awesome people doing awesome things!! (I just use this platform to whinge and look at cool artsy things.)

Fkn enough! You haven’t been able to put crosses on a referendum paper and have that ballot counted since 1988! This is not a new. It has not been put in place for the voice referendum. It’s because ❌ are ambiguous - some people use them to mark yes. Some no.

Going through bank statements, I am thrilled at how many entries I have for "VICTOR HARBOUR Victor HarboAUS" ...with no other identifying characteristics. Helpful.

I am a patient boy I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait My time is like water down a drain

Job offer making me feel old by referring to my "vast experience and knowledge"...

Further to this, today I was invited to join the local CWA chapter. I fear my scones are not up to par.

OMG OMG OMG there is an @eliotfish voice on my tv! Hello, Fido! That was an excellent (implied) conversation... and a pretty great 90s rock reunion! (8yr old is appropriately impressed too, btw.)

...open this particular social media platform, see that "Shiel" is trending, assume that it must be 𝓣𝓲𝓶 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓮𝓵. Am a bit disappointed that it's actually referring to sportsball.

Gaaahhhhh Flyana Boss are coming to Australia to be at @sxswsydney and I am not going to be there and now I am sad. (Please go see them if you are less geographically-challenged, because they are amazing. Just please don't gloat about it too much...)

"It's not good English, it's breakfast radio" 💙 Adam Connelly 📻🇦🇺 (yesterday, but it's still making me laugh)

Out of the past and into your future comes this news... And the news is pleats!