Joe Biden eats Jill from the back like there’s ice cream In there

I definitely have a kendrick bias 😤

I’m so quick to spend 15 dollars at the gas station on bullshit but for some reason it kills me to spend 15 a month on a nugs subscription

Crickets>vassillios>crickets one of favorite segments from 02

Why have they not done a celebrity season of Survivor yet?

$69.96? That’s one horny palindrome 🥵

What’s your favorite palindrome set? I’m gonna have to go with 9/8/2001

Dropped my vape this morning and shattered the brand new cart. Lying 3 pieces on the floor 🎶 What do you do in this situation? Eat the goop?

Just found this spaga in my notes app titled “sad bisco jam”. Y’all got any melancholy jams for me on this gloomy day?

Seeing lcd soundsystem this weekend! Do you think they even know the worlds greatest band covers their song?

Strap in Joe this peak is gonna be a doozie

Steely motherfucking Dan

Give it up for the Daddy’s 👏🏻

I really dont need much this time a year. Just a backyard, weed, bluetooth speaker, ice cold brewskis, $900 dollar phone that isn’t paid off, nugs+Spotify subscription, $30 Walmart inflatable swimming pool, 200 gallons of water to fill said pool once a week, wife that supports me

Drinking gin and water because I’m healthy as fuck

How do you spice up your music life? YOU GOTTA GIVE EM THE OL’ CHOP SUEY SYSTEM OF A DOWN ON THAT THANG

My main hobby is finding the cheapest hotel nearest to the venue that also might not give me bed bugs.

You know what I tell people when they ask me how they can spice up their skateboarding skills? I say you gotta give ‘em that ol Hawk Tony on that thang 🤦🏼‍♂️

Guess I won’t be skipping another Wednesday night show in GR 🤦🏼‍♂️ 🔥