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i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

People don’t sell puppies in parking lots like they used to

I love bad bitches that’s my fuckin problem

Everyday I feel closer to realizing my dream of becoming a car crash victim

They are hiring all the worst drivers across the continental US to gang stalk me

Getting into punctuation lately.

Wise old guy got fired for touching on a girl which really brings his wisdom into question

Peanut butter, jelly and kimchi sandwich🤔🤔

Ninja’s in Paris. 2025 —> 2018

JDM guys meeting up in the Daiso parking lot like its little Tokyo

Chicken just doesn’t belong on pizza

Grown man using an umbrella that’s just humiliating

Are people really this thick?

Used to be a fella could walk into the barbershop and say “short on the sides, little longer up top”, but nowadays they make you bring a photograph of another bloke you got the hots for.

Its Some Hoes In This Laundromat

No, Skrillex. A laptop is not an instrument. Sincerely, Punk rockers everywhere.

The outlook text prediction tries really hard to make you sound Indian

They got food from The Orient at Rent-A-Center now y'all

They makin me work on Juneteenth cuz I’m white