Oh this is beautiful 😍

My daughter got sent out of class for being too sarcastic today. The teacher said, "What would your parents say if I called them?" She replied, "Hello!"

UNPOPULAR OPINION: single-player video games mode should NEVER require an internet connection.

Archeologists digging up Miami in 1,000 years

Healing takes time, but I’m not in a hurry anymore.

Fire—built with fuel of lies, never really burns well.

I went to repair my phone sometime ago, this man was talking to his friend about his wife taking money from him and never worried where it's coming from. He then said, ‘do u think women are human beings’ in Yoruba dialet. Top 3 hate words I've encountered.

Talking with lonely people online

call me crazy but women tend to leave perfect men more often than toxic men.

Happy Birthday Pops🎉, Thank you for always being there for me from day one Slime, appreciate all the sacrifices you’ve made for the entire family and I’m proud to be called your son. Have a great day and please say him a prayer ❤️

motivational quote on your ass is a new low

- a sexual active man has more body count than the active woman. - there are generally more male virgins than female. - women cheat more than men.

When the exam is so hard that you start looking out the window and admiring nature.

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests and passions and is still confused about their career.

Me and My active Mutuals after engaging each other's tweet.🙌🔥

Nobody: Big accounts; trying to penetrate the algorithm 😂😂

My wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl today. Say hello to Bridget, named after St. Bridget of Sweden. All thanks and praise to our Lord Jesus Christ!

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