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year 5 of eating a banana update: i just realized that this thing tastes awful

every second i'm not throwing diddy kong at a wall is pure torture

hanging with diddy at luigi's mansion i love these guys

they made me too fucking wide for this kart i cant feel my feet

just pooped and ate it #BananasAreBetter

all im saying is have you even tried rubbing a banana all over your face

NO 3D MARIO FOR YOU THIS IS DONKEY KONG COUNTRY BITCH

fuck this hill

im ok now the solution was just to stop thinking

this is an extremely rare post from me but my dog has heart worms and I can’t afford the treatment. with everything involved it’ll cost around $1300 and that’s a staggering amount of money I have commissions open and a patreon linked in my bio. I have paypal too. anything helps

i volunteer to be the gorilla

if king k rool is in the new donkey kong game i will follow everyone who replies

today officially marks 46 years since kiddy kong died. what are some of your favorite #kiddykongmemories

im so full i shouldnt have eaten all of those bananas and chunky kong

FNAF mount rushmore: