I think the classic 90s Lego dragon figure is the platonic ideal form of a dragon. Nothing will ever surpass this

Just bring back Terry’s Chocolate Apple - it’s what people are crying out for.

Next time I’m in Cornwall, I’m going to try this with a pasty.

aren’t we all

if I hadn't heard of spider-man I would just kill and kill and kill

i love when people are like "do you remember when you said _____" honestly no but if its something funny i believe you

Does she sing or not, I'm confused?

BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it? ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that

We didn’t.

Oceanic Flight 815 ✈️ 20 years ago today

Going to celebrate by listening to Sacred Trust by One True Voice on repeat.

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

Could you imagine having a 'Jar Jar Binks watch' today? It would be worth a fortune no matter the quality.

She is so fab… The weird little dog adds to her aura