Politicians will never be politicians again, y’all can thank yourselves for that when we now have a horse and pony show to look forward to every 4 years.

Just a friendly reminder that we have been waiting for Elder Scrolls 6 for TWO years longer than GTA6

When this band finally takes over the world, the FIRST thing I’m doing is buying myself a car. Something REAL nice that’s gonna last, and do everything I could ever want. ….Like a mid 2000s Toyota Camry 😏

I don’t even smoke cigarettes anymore, but the fact that NOBODY smokes Camel is a damn shame

Keep putting those Chinese made American flags on the back of your Japanese/European made pickup trucks. You’re definitely saving America

I’m in my cranky old man era, and this app is my release since I’ve literally never used it. Sorry for those of you who are here, but stick around I’ll prolly say something unhinged 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just looked up how much tickets are to see Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson give a lecture. $182. Bro I was looking this up to feel better, not worse lol

Why is everyone in a piss poor mood today? Nasty cashier at the grocery store, nasty customer I just dealt with, and nasty road rage more than usual

Who the actual fuck is paying $1,300 for an Epiphone Les Paul? There’s a used one here…. I’m an epi fan boy and that, that right there is horse shit

Y’all are getting too comfortable with the words f****t and r****d again. This isn’t 2005, that shit isn’t coming back. Stop now, I WILL make you hella uncomfortable if I hear that or see that around me. You’ve been warned.

How crazy is it that we have super computers at our fingertips, yet we’re still at a spot where one single drop of water on the screen can render it completely useless

NOO! NIGHTMAAAARE AHHHHHH!

the second misogynistic dm has hit the Cinema Stare Towers

Who’s the city planner for Norwalk? I wanna punch them square in the dick. This whole place is like a miserable play though of simcity where you can’t figure out how traffic works

Separation of church and state. I bow to no god, and that is my free choice.