Airplanes are not cars. Therefore #Lean doesn't work in aerospace. Give it up, Boeing. Idiots.

Government workers are not cars. Or are they? Either way, it proves #lean doesn't work in government.

Let's not try turning the comedy club into a factory OK? Every joke is unique. Therefore #Lean doesn't work in healthcare.

Proof that patients aren't cars. Although I understand the confusion. Therefore #Lean doesn't work in healthcare.

Remember that half of MBAs graduate in bottom half of class. All doctor, though, are top decile. x.com/leankaizen/sta…

.Six Sigma Daily I can't wear belts with my scrubs. Do you offer a Green Drawstring certification?

So Twitter taunts me for not using their service enough? Like that will work. Oops, it did.

From 3 years ago: Guest Post: The Ultimate #Lean Thinker’s Phone – the iPhone “5S” by Dr. Les Muda leanblog.org/2013/09/the-ul…

Jeff Liker says to let others learn through struggle. #TheStruggleIsReal #AMEDallas

Is "humbleness" a word? #AMEDallas

But I'm a certified green belt x.com/prof_mayhem/st…

Somebody cue the Oscars orchestra #AMEDallas

Someone needs to oil that drawing tumbler. Squeak!! Ever heard of TPM? #AMEDallas

I will take a selfie next year. I forgot. #AMEDallas

I'm excited to have a guest post scheduled for Monday on Mark Graban's non comedy related blog leanblog.org #lean #leanstartup

I'd like to think this foreshadowed the Oscars debacle. I would have pulled the andon cord as a presenter. #BetterThanBeatty x.com/doctormuda/sta…

Are you kidding me? #MostAnticipatedPodcastInterviewEver I'm setting an alarm - can't wait! #Lean x.com/doctormuda/sta…

Need a #Lean Sensei STAT? There's an app for that from Dr. Les Muda leanblog.org/2017/04/guest-…