Its funny that Chuck Norris has "Chuck Norris" jokes

15 years ago today, Discovery rises into the heavens for its final flight. At 4:53 p.m. ET, space shuttle Discovery lifted off with a crew of 6 for STS-133, its 39th mission. Over its 27 years in service, this shuttle spent more time in orbit than any other orbiter: 365 days!

A delicious way to get your fruit intake for the day that is no way backed by science. Aviation American Gin ✈️🍸

Pearls Before Swine

Got a haircut. Took about 15 minutes as I ain’t got much. When she was ringing it up I pointed out that I was old enough to get the lower cost. She updated and I put it on a card. Then I pulled out a $20. “Are you paying cash?” “No, this is your tip.” Her reaction was great.

The Joys of Home Plumbing, by jameslileks.substack.com open.substack.com/pub/jameslilek…

My annual appeal regarding #DaylightSavingsTime: Instead of springing forward at 2 am Sunday, move the time ahead at 4 pm on Friday. Now it's 5 pm, time to leave work and enjoy the weekend!

No Escape from Girl Scout Cookies, by jameslileks.substack.com open.substack.com/pub/jameslilek…

If Conan O'Brien is too pumped up hosting The Oscars blame Jason and Travis

that’s why this national cheesesteak day, we’re introducing the Cheesesteak Protection & Recognition Act: a legal document to help enshrine the Philly as PA’s *first* official state food. sign it, beeflings cheesesteak-act.org

Mike Moses, President of Virgin Galactic’s Spaceline, recaps our latest milestones.

Just an average melatonin dream.

I’m glad that the Artemis II launch went so well. Kind of regret that I wasn’t the ascent Prop officer which was the plan until about a couple of years ago. Got kind of side tracked.