sit your fucking ass down and smoke weed and watch a movie. it seems like nobody wants to smoke weed and watch a movie these days

if i was a sponsor for the hunger games i would send my favorite tribute this

Virgo is like an Italian mother who never sits down, shoulders are always tense, she runs around cooking, cleaning, taking care of everything for everyone & her food is always cold by the time she eats. She doesn’t celebrate, but gathers the things we need for a celebration.

I’m getting a tattoo

Trying to figure out what I actually want to do next year in terms of trips and big activities … the world is just so big!!

Fellas, take notes

PMSing is crazy because i can literally feel the anger inside me trying to find something to be mad about

It is once again that time of the year. Here are my fave tweets of 2023:

Whose up following in the footsteps of your past self

I’ve lived 3 different lives since 2019 lol

frolicking here with the girls >>>

Imagine we went out for breakfast and then enjoyed an easy day together. Forever

i never lose an argument i just start doin this

I'm like if an unemployed person had a job

friends: bro wanna go to the garden later and get some pollen? me: ok but i can only stay for a couple also me, 6 hours later, 12 flowers deep:

this is how it feels to smoke weed and go to the store

me and who???

if I had a time machine I would go back to the 2002 spooky island sugar ray concert