I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie I’m like “yeah that was fun” and it’s usually because I got popcorn and a big soda

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it ‘hasn’t even started filming yet’ but i’m simply too seated.

currently taking over aux at the BWWs via touch tunes

i hate to admit it but i slept on the planet of the apes for far too long

Congratulations Master of Communication Dylan Espeseth! #uwgrad24 dylan espeseth

I for one think I WOULD believe my eyes if 10 million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep, but maybe that’s just my overwhelming sense of whimsy

Me about approximately 300 songs: yeah this is the best song of all time actually

Still unequivocally one of the funniest things of all time

Really spicy ginger beer is one of the last elixirs you can legally buy

Very kind of Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to become government officials while remaining in their executive roles at companies that either do business with or have regulatory conflicts with the government.

Snoopy is the most famous dog in the world. And he's giving a live performance of his theme song. This is like the dog version of being at a Michael Jackson concert in 1987. "It's not that fire bro 😭😭". Uh...yes it is. Please respect that little guy's culture

your outie is an AMC A-Lister

I fall for fool's spring every year because I'm addicted to hope & believing that life will get better

WAIT BUT THEY TOLD ME HE’S NOT A GOOD CATCHER ???

Seattle’s rising alt-pop-punk artist Dylan Espeseth dylan espeseth is back with Circles — a track that turns emotional chaos into pure creative energy. With vocals brimming with vulnerability, this single is a must-listen! read lexi review: punkagandapress.com/features/dylan…

Fresh off playing a few shows with @therocketsummer, dylan espeseth is releasing his new single 'Thoughts,' and we got to chat with him all about it! thehoneypop.com/2025/12/19/exc…

Happy #NewMusicFriday 🧡 First playlist of the year! Have a great weekend & enjoy🕺🏼 Feat ✨ Thrillhouse The Clockworks Dictator The Molotovs SUNBEAM Kula Shaker Ellur 𝑲𝒊𝒅 𝑲𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒊 IST IST The Cribs HIMALAYAS open.spotify.com/playlist/0q1QA…

Watch dylan espeseth perform for the Jam in the Van music discovery platform on wheels live in Los Angeles! linktw.in/adZXlS