holy shit Craig at band practice made the sickest joke girl 2 rows up queefed then died she worked the clarinet like a wildfire it was beautiful idk how we win nationals now 😔

Recipe for a great blt is just 3 easy ingredients. 1) bacon 2) lettuce 3) tomato 4) rice 5)wildflower 6) gunpowder 7) copper piping 8) crab apple lightly toasted 11) bacon 12) rice

System of a Down Syndrome

Last night god let the liquor talk

Welcome to Chagrin Falls, Ohio! Ashan is in the picturesque town to celebrate the great community here and has a special surprise for Chagrin Falls’ fire chief Frank Zugan. #GMAonMainStreet

u have a problem. take it from me. go to rehab or lose ur kids .

Your addiction has only gotten worse brother I hope you get the help u need

3 kids in Winnie the Poo outfits beat my ass at the skatepark this weekend I don’t go online and cry about it

Ur coping for something brother todays youth don’t need this. Wake up and crunch numbers

Don’t

4th from the left in retrograde u punk

13th time disappointing me today

Bet ur driver hates u

Nope

Embarrassing

Your retinas will detach in 5 years insurance won’t cover this blatant federal drug criminal activity ur lungs r black and yellow I ride on chrome idiot

I’ve called my ex bf he’s a mounty if he’s anything like when we dated u r in for an absolute pounding

Not something to be proud of

Sounds fuckin not fun

On everything I hold dear 🤝