3 reasons why I'm single: 1) can't rap 2) can't drink syrup right 3) can't roll worth shit 3) *pigeon noises*

*crow stance*

chirps ahoy cookies

i am the redneck envoy of my people. i will guide you to the Seed Vault. the vault is filled with your ancestors shit. show your dick

just got called into a parent-teacher conference because my chao is bein a lil bitch again

Borb mode activated

pizza

i would do unspeakable things for pizza right now

heh well lets just say grapefruits wouldnt be called grapefruits anymore 😏

i drank coffee and now i cant stop clenching my jaw

theres minors that follow me i cant explain the joke

thats part of the joke yeah

Casual angle

C O M F Y

i guess there literally cant be an ultimate of me if im a major component to someone else lmao

Did a little self diagnosing over on Web MD and it turns out I've been dead since 2006