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Dirt Dude

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calendar_today10-03-2018 18:58:31

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Pro tip for men... Come home late and drunk? Wife going to be pissed off? Come in nice and loud, no tip toeing, knock a lamp over, be yourself and just when you hear her get up to come chew you a new one, say out loud "god damn, i'm horney" She won't wake up.

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Today is Sept 24, 2025, and the statute of limitations for James Comey’s alleged perjury (from his 2020 congressional testimony on Russia probe leaks) expires on Sept 30, 2025. For the math enthusiasts here, that's six days. Laura Loomer was right about Bondi

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it was established after the Civil War to commemorate the Union and Confederate soldiers who died in that conflict. Later, its scope expanded to include all American military personnel who have died in any war or military action.

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Pro tip for men: V 2. Do a terrible job washing dishes, really bad and never ever put anything away in the right spot, dump the silverware into the silverware drawer, do everything wrong, everything bad. You will be fired in disgrace and will lose your dishwashing privileges.

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Pro tip for men V. 3: Master the art of the “listening nod”—nod thoughtfully when she speaks, toss in a “hmm” every minute but Never interrupt, ever. Pair the nod with an occasional “wow” at the perfect time. After a decade it will become second nature.

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Timeline: June: Elon drops “Trump’s in the files” bomb & deletes Summer: Tesla/FAA heat vanishes Nov 18: House votes 427-1 to declassify Trump: “I’ll sign” Occam’s razor says coordinated trap. #EpsteinRopeADope

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When your enemies spend 5 months begging for the evidence that’s about to destroy them and clear you… That’s the Epstein Rope-a-Dope. Merry fucking Christmas. 🎄🔥 #EpsteinRopeADope

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Total confirmed egg farm fires: 13 (distinct facilities; This is a subset—full AWI data for 2022–2024 shows ~350 total barn fires (mostly poultry), with egg ops ~70–80% of fatalities.... All on Bidens watch, you fuckers planned it, did it and are blaming Trump for it

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I'm not dropping this. Everything Trump has done was done through Executive Orders. Everything will revert back when a Democrat gets into office. For permanent change, everything must be made into a LAW through Congress. Terminate the filibuster before it's too late.

I'm not dropping this. 

Everything Trump has done was done through Executive Orders.

Everything will revert back when a Democrat gets into office. 

For permanent change, everything must be made into a LAW through Congress. 

Terminate the filibuster before it's too late.