125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes x.com/erickaelizabth…

Hey Greenpeace International , how many retweets to send me someplace to tell emperor penguin couples I think they have terrific parenting ideologies? Perhaps hone the Hopper dance with the males...

Trump sat on his hands during the shutdown and did absolutely nothing except watch tv, slurp down Diet Coke’s, cry about missing his stupid fundraiser & moan about me, Dems & #TheResistance. The time has come for Trump to resign. Everyone who retweets this agrees. #TrumpResign

Internet, listen... I’m a giver. I give and I give. But now I need you. I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins. Please internet. Please retweet THIS TWEET. Please. A man needs his ‘guins. x.com/greenpeace/sta…