Just saw a video where someone offhandedly mentioned that love of the royal family was a parasocial relationship, and, I guess yeah. It makes a lot more sense framing it to me like that.

I can’t believe my eyes. Izium retaken, Lyman retaken (Svyatohirsk likely too) The Russian front sector in the northeast is collapsing by hours.

Just heading to Newbury beer festival, anyone else in the beer world heading down?

police bus its a bus for police ding the bell when its your crime jock cops at the back detectives at the front single/return/PigSaver USB charging for tasers etc etc

Oh shit I live in Tilehurst, is that accidently a great name for a gentle tile laying boardgame?!

Nazi punks fuck off

@ everyone emailing me

Posted without comment #KwasiKwarteng #GeneralElection #TheThickOfIt

I have been thinking. Maybe the collapse of Truss's voodoo budget is even more important than people realise? "But it is huge!", you cry, "biggest story since the fall of Boris!" Yup - I think it may be bigger than that. Way bigger. Here is what I am thinking... 1/

Extraordinary Lab+36 lead just now, with Redfield&Wilton. - Biggest lead in any poll for any party since 1997. - Biggest Lab share in any poll since Nov 2001. - Lab+LD+Grn at 72%, so further scope for tactical voting. Annihilation level for the Tories.

them: are you ok? me (from bottom of hole): yeah I'm just having my Hole Time

It is time. The time is now. To record a Ska Core cover of Blackened by Metallica.

I HEAR THE BLUES A-KILLIN' (or: Frasier Meets Columbo) part 1 of 4

Years ago I don't think I would have ever expected so many people to be celebrating a lettuce.

Ska kinda slaps

Yes but what if I dry hopped coffee?

Guess I'm done with Twitter again. Might come back if ownership changes, but until then see you elsewhere!