i feel like a white dog with shit in its eyes

honestly once you realize you're not in trouble all the time and really no one has power over you, the second half of life begins

some shit you’d feed a walrus on its birthday

Finally just came back to reality after recovering from a bad bad mushroom trip on NYE, but at least my credit score went up today 💯

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

just decided that everything will be okay

Everyone in any self-checkout line that’s ahead of me.

Me acting helpful in kitchen so i don't have to sit with the guests

Not this being what's on my neighbour's door! 😩

Credit score went up again, hairs growing, skins clear, we’re so up.

It’s literally like this

Time to get so high n awkward

stayed 10 minutes past 5 today to finish up something at work

Climbing the corporate ladder so l can send emails with no greetings, just "Approved, Thx" Get Outlook for iOS

omw to get the worm early asf