This shit made me so fuckin emotional

College is so much fun but I also already wanna die

When I say I’m wasian people are like “from what part of Asia?” … Wasia duh

My roomate has a sinus infection and can’t smell I be fartin it up without qualms

I love having a cat in my dorm but she just shit on my floor

Me at 3am setting my alarm for 6am

At a women’s March and this middle aged white woman pulled up in a shirt that says “pumpkin spice and women’s rights” I can’t make this shit up

Deez nuts jokes are incredible

I wanna get more stuff done but I’m literally addicted to chilling

i am not addicted to nicotine

I could knit a sweater with the amount of hair I lose in a week

People addicted to nicotine be like "it hurts my lungs now and Im always coughing and it's extremely expensive" but still buy it. Not me tho. Not me.

my brother’s gf saw a pic of me in HS and said “omg you looked so pretty and not emo”

my roomate did a challenge to make out with 15 people in one night and now they literally have mono

biden has no spine