Mary Nader Diamond (@diamondnader) 's Twitter Profile
Mary Nader Diamond

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#OHSAA FOOTBALL 🏈 - The 2020 season will be adjusted if games are approved by the Governor and Ohio Department of Health. The Board of Directors voted 9-0 to accept the proposal, which gives schools the best chance to have a season, if approved. ohsaa.org/news-media/art…

#OHSAA FOOTBALL 🏈 - The 2020 season will be adjusted if games are approved by the Governor and Ohio Department of Health. The Board of Directors voted 9-0 to accept the proposal, which gives schools the best chance to have a season, if approved. 
ohsaa.org/news-media/art…
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Eating out in 2020....but we’ll keep up this charade for as long as it’s still fashionably woke: 1. Arrive at restaurant, fish three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning's 84oz

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coke). 2. Strap up with three month old single-use surgical mask. *MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGE!!!* 3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today. 4. Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire

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of unmasked people. It's ok, they're sitting. 5. Sit down.restaurant *SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGE!!!* 6. Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of

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the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle. 7. Waitress drops off drinks bare handed. 8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you're within your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. 9. Too many drinks. Need to pee. Don the magical anti-germ

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barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. 10. Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same door knob grabbed by 100 other people so far today. 11. Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. 12. Remove mask. Once again

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safe in your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum. 13. Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make

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waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door - no matter, they're all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers. 14. Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful. 15. Breathe a sigh of relief knowing

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that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation.”

HAPPYMAMMA 😊🎗🇺🇸 (@fitnessmamma) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#CDC can't distinguish between the #Flu and #COVID19 so they will not be reporting on the flu anymore.... Seriously... #WakeUpAmerica #GoodGrief 😳🙄🤔😲 CDC We are being played....

#CDC can't distinguish between the #Flu and #COVID19 so they will not be reporting on the flu anymore.... Seriously... #WakeUpAmerica #GoodGrief 😳🙄🤔😲 <a href="/CDCgov/">CDC</a> 
We are being played....
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“UPDATE: Police say a 16-year-old injured in a shooting last night has died. A 17-year-old has been charged with murder.” Why does no one protest children killing children? And the parenting or lack thereof that leads to this?

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Retweet if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanna get away.

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📢 The Downtown Exchange, in collaboration with JobsOhio, OhioSE, and ZMC Port Authority, today announced an investment of over $1.1 million to redevelop a building in downtown Zanesville to create a mixed-use marketplace and co-working space. ohiose.com/news/community…

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The Downtown Exchange is nearing completion in Zanesville. The 20,000-square foot facility will feature the city's first food hall. zanesvilletimesrecorder.com/story/news/202…