Stacey Solomon as household cleaning products. A thread.

Me making rice: hmm, that doesn’t seem quite enough, I’ll add a little bit more. Me twenty minutes later: what am I going to do with all this rice? Every. Time. It’s like the anti-spinach…

I'm getting annoyed with people moaning about the cost of things. £2.50 for a coffee, £1.75 for a tea, £2.25 for a cupcake. If I hear any more complaints I'll stop inviting people round.

Woah. Twitter appears to already be automatically censoring mean tweets about Elon Musk. Seriously. Just type a sentence like “Elon Musk is a [swear word of your choosing] and then hit the tweet button and see what actually shows up!

Wow! Just ... wow @Thommy_31. #IIHFWorlds

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

Shane Wright says he spent his childhood watching the Kraken and always dreamed of playing for them.

.Jaromir Jagr trying to get in on #NHLFreeAgency. 😂

I’ve just seen my favourite ever Javelin build up.

In 2018, Laura was told she may only have a year to live but she's been defying the odds and ticking off her bucket list. She wanted to present the weather so @owainwynevans welcomed her to BBC North West Tonight. Click the video to see what happened: bbc.in/3bcp31k

Eating a Milkybar yoghurt on Friday, and suddenly thought the design would make a good football shirt, so here are, Chocolate bars as Football Shirts A thread 🧵 #nestle #milkybar #conceptshirts #conceptkits #chocolatebarsasfootballshirts

Taylor Hawkins son, 16, on drums. Imagine doing this after your dad passed. Imagine your son doing this after you passed. I can’t stop thinking about it. x.com/patrickfranca/…

Can't deny it... thats funny 😂

Remember ITV’s perfectly timed advert during England against USA in the 2010 World Cup? 🤣

🎥 Pietrangelo on support from the team: Unbelievable... I feel bad because I couldn't get back to all of them, but they were messaging me every day asking for updates.

If Scott Parker stood perfectly still in Top Man there’s a fair chance he’d be stripped naked by a member of staff and dressed in some of their Spring 2023 collection.

they went to a hockey game thinking it was going to b a basketball game fjsdakf absolutely love the energy of this video shoutout to Iiam neeson