i don’t know you but i’m so proud of your cabbage too!

My dad finding out I pay to listen to music:

There is genuine mental illness in Hollywood.

He won at life.

Me making first payment of 50-year mortgage

How life feels when i have to run more than like 1 or 2 errands in a day

A hiker captures his own shadow floating in the mountain mist, surrounded by a glowing solar halo A rare yet completely natural phenomenon

Can’t wait to come home and my wife is excited to show me stuff like this one day

Marketing genius

“What do you dream about?” Home:

No one: The dentist: "so how is life going"

When your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious

how i say things without actually saying it :

Imagine hating me and I'm in my room doing this:

Ahmed El Ahmad Is A Real Hero.

This is going to stick with me forever

I be on Zillow like dàmn only 3.5 million?? That’s not bad at all

are handwritten letters enough as a valentine’s gift?