My manager in one picture

A bug was found in the cough syrup that makes you sleep. It has been successfully turned into a feature.

When you give the newcomer useless tasks so they don’t bother you while you work on yours

“Hey, I saw you were the last one committing on the file that has caused the crash, could you please check it” My brother, the file has been used as a dumpster for the last 30 years.

When we spot our agile coach in the smoking area after animating a session of happiness assessment for our team

I prefer this over our daily stand-up meetings

Dev companies in 2020: “everyone is replaceable” *everybody laughs* Dev companies in 2024: “everyone is repleaceable” Devs:

Me in the process of refactoring our legacy codebase

Me exiting vim during university years

Production issue vs. me reproducing this issue on my machine

Delivered product vs. demo prototype, every single time

When my 1-line pull request receives all the approvals and only “LGTM” comments

I still haven’t found a valid argument on how stock trading is fundamentally different from gambling …

When you click on Visual Studio instead of VS Code

Nothing like rediscovering all the cables you had in your childhood house

Javascript developer trying typescript for the first time

Me launching my app while hard-coding “localhost” everywhere in the codeline

A developer without glasses is like a carpenter who still has their 10 fingers. You can’t trust them.