this one still gets me

RedMinus goddamn this tweet just REFUSES to go out of style

RedMinus Whenever this tweet gets notifications again I just know Brody has been Posting™ on Twitter™

Roger Ebay would then go on to invent the extremely popular online storefront

"if your gay does your own genetalia turn you on" Uh I don't know do your own toes turn you on? The correct answer is sometimes

is this more to your liking

Lol oh my God this guy is still going. Remembering when I fuckin owned him on my other account. x.com/i/status/19663…

Detective Spooky Hell yeah brother lmao

"that was a pretty sweet own I did back in 2026. Worth every penny"

In normal-speak this tweet literally reads "20-something parties when not at work"

*Peruvian guy makes a character who looks Peruvian* *Some freak jerking off in the corner* MMMM DARK SKIN ENA IT'S SO GOOD I LOVE DARK SKIN THANK YOU JOEL THANK YOUUUUU

Oh this is a comic book thing okay that explains it my bad

Sweet. "AND it doesn't have anything icky or problematic" Oh okay nvm

Tell everybody I'm on my way.

Certainly! It's a highly *visual novel* set to release on amateur book distribution service Steam Flex Hamstring, pictured here, is a sperm donor who's currently courting 3 women- but two of them are evil cum-stealing androids! Which girl is real? Anika? Mina? Or KIMBOT 3000?

Los conspiranoicas en 2026 ya no te dicen nada, solo te miran así:

The idea that women aren't investing in fat guys with jobs right now in the dawning age of ozempic is NUTS to me

It's not whether they send this kid to military school it's whether or not they send personalized letters to all his classmates relating what happened