If Wilyer Abreu is back in the lineup tonight, I’ll give away this autographed rookie card to one lucky follower who Likes and Retweets this tweet. 😁❤️

RED SOX PLAYOFF BASEBALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE

My favorite part of the 2025 season is legit the resurrection of Wally. It started last year but Wally’s rebounded into an S-tier mascot again.

RAISE IT

Not a HR at Fenway, or my old high school field btw

We heard Josh wanted to see some snow visuals. 😁

Josh probably had James Cook do the first 90% before he took over and finished at the end

ITS OVER. THE NFL GOES THROUGH NEW ENGLAND AGAIN! THE REAL DYNASTY IS BACK! THIS IS OUR LEAGUE!!! #NEPats

Report: Red Sox in late round talks to acquire heavily discounted, used pitching machine on eBay

Nigga looks like he’s about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

Update: The Dodgers had the winning bid after the Red Sox’ bid of $17, financed with Klarna over 24 months, was rejected

Hey, might as well enjoy a good time 💜 #GoDukes

I like to bookmark these kinds of posts so in the future when I have a girlfriend I can send them to her and say stuff like “us if we were fish”

Brother in fucking Christ.

Hey Nestlé US you owe me one cookie

us in another universe

looking up “what time does shake shack open” at 9:52 am