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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

Inventor of Demotivators® and other fine products for discerning pessimists.

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Want to hear something cray? We are 5 days away from the 20th Anniversary of Demotivator® posters going viral. (Oct 22) At the time, Internet had 147 million users. In the past two decades, it has added around 4 billion more. And most are in despair👍! despair.com/collections/de…

Want to hear something cray? We are 5 days away from the 20th Anniversary of Demotivator® posters going viral. (Oct 22) At the time, Internet had 147 million users. In the past two decades, it has added around 4 billion more. And most are in despair👍!  despair.com/collections/de…
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NEW DESPAIRWEAR: The Social Distancing Tee "A lifetime of social distancing prepared me for this." Find out how our new t-shirt helps introverts, wallflowers, and agoraphobes channel their neuroses for the good of those in need. despair.com/products/socia…

NEW DESPAIRWEAR: The Social Distancing Tee

"A lifetime of social distancing prepared me for this."

Find out how our new t-shirt helps introverts, wallflowers, and agoraphobes channel their neuroses for the good of those in need.

despair.com/products/socia…
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From Anduril Industries’s Palmer Luckey: What is the #1 job most kids want today? “It’s social media influencer, next is professional gamer, next is YouTuber… the problem is, you can’t tell kids to follow their dreams when their dreams suck.” What was the #1 dream for kids in 1971?

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The rip in your poster risked reducing its power to totally destroy your hope. Naturally, we couldn't allow that to happen! x.com/conlegacy77/st…

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Thanks for the mention. We take a subtler approach, but any and all means should be deployed to stop the corrosive impact of Big Motivation! x.com/Retiario/statu…

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If you've ever wondered what supply chain disruptions look like up close, the epic journey of this envelope shipment says it all.

If you've ever wondered what supply chain disruptions look like up close, the epic journey of this envelope shipment says it all.
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Once they start selling off naming rights to individual Football Plays… We call dibs on this one… “4th & Despair®” youtu.be/E3fNwfs5FGA

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Executives (amazon.com/Demotivation-V…) TL/DR “Skip inspiration, go straight to radical demotivation.” nbcnews.com/better/busines…

Executives (amazon.com/Demotivation-V…) TL/DR “Skip inspiration, go straight to radical demotivation.” 
nbcnews.com/better/busines…
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Bored Panda So, not really a million miles from the "demotivator" posters and calendars that Despair, Inc. have been doing for decades (-ish) over at despair.com?