What he said

iMessage reactions were created for introverts

If you’ve never listened to an Aries spears standup, I’m convinced you haven’t had your max laugh yet

Working out might be the answer to 99.9% of problems in life

Would’ve loved to hear Don on Seek & Destroy

48-12-8

6🐐 23

A milkshake at 5am is sociopathic behavior

Y’all folded by not making a “I’m really DIGGing you” card

Known this dude GTB Tonio since ‘16 and just now finding out we have the same birthday.. 😅😂

O/U 6.5 ET?

Just got offered a modeling gig… Happy 25th to me I guess 😂😂

Is a 93 mph exit velocity normal for a 17 year old using wood? 😳😳😳

Wake tf up and get your day started

Alright, I’ve had enough of twitter.. it was fun while it lasted 👋🏽🫡

Who gives a flying duck about all this rap beef.. we have real issues going on in the world rn.. if you can’t see that this is all a distraction from what’s really important.. yall need to wake tf up

Love is more potent than crack.. okay I’m gone again..BYE

Need an acoustic album from Justin Bieber

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Okay I’m back, what’d I miss ?