movetodon.org works great to find people you follow on Twitter and easily follow them on Mastodon!

this is the most owned anyone’s ever been

I guess they were banned for revealing the location of where all the Twitter users are going.

Twitter is so amazing because the richest, most powerful people in the world who could be doing absolutely anything with their time CANNOT stop logging on and getting kicked in the balls

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Ahaha follow me on the social network I’m not allowed to name! 🤦🏻‍♂️

😂😂😂 more startup bro reality checks. This time George Hotz. A short story of a guy who found out…

So Twitter is blocking Tweetbot now? Seriously fuck this place

glad they took the weekend to get their talking points in order, it really paid off x.com/twitterdev/sta…

Hey folks, even if you're not planning on using Mastodon instantly, you should take some time this week to create an account and set up your follows. Twitter is starting to charge for API access to the migration tools in 5 days, meaning the migration tools will probably break.

It's v. funny that everything predicted about this place is coming true • Blue checks almost exclusively bought by slimy loud chuds who previously made fun of them for years, ruining the market for good folks • Wheels wobble off after firing everyone who knows how this works

• Features designed, implemented, undone on a whiplash whim with zero understanding of implications • "Neutral Ideology" actually means "Desperately Propping Up My Own Ideology" When will he get bored with this toy and put it back on his shelf? Any bets? Oh Happy Friday lol 😅

Just the most amazing sentence in Casey Newton’s newsletter today re Twitter. I literally lol’ed

Telling all the customers in my restaurant I’m going to poison their food unless they order the deluxe meal. Now to just sit back and wait for the money to flow in

How the twitter timeline feels recently

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WTF Twitter. I started to see little to no DMs: and I keep my DMs open at all times, on purpose. Twitter SILENTLY changed my (maybe everyone’s?) settings to only allow messages from only people I follow + verified users. Go to Settings -> Privacy and safety -> DMs to change it