I lost half of my beloved sorta pricey cat earring (gold with a rhinestone butthole) during my friday evening festivities (8 hour nap). Is my grief how they felt when Jesus died? I hope I find it today, just like when Jesus came back to life. AMEN 🙏

the proliferation of leftist men accusing women of performing sexuality for the male gaze is concerning. our sexuality is not yours to deem sufficiently feminist.

baby got her first authentic jersey tonight: pascal siakam city edition 💙💛💙💛

really putting all my mental health eggs in the "8 days in spain will fix me" basket !!

blondecelona day one

rare public image of me with my tits out

curing my I-went-to-a-club-with-twentysomethings-from-my-hostel hangover with some good ass food and an espresso martini

THANKYOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

hanging out in the garum factory

oh my fucking god the suffocating clouds of baccarat rouge 540/dupes whenever you're in a spot popular with young tourists

in catalan they call cupcakes "muffins" so i'm having this for breakfast

don't fall for the european food propaganda. it's been a week, your girl is walking a bajillion steps. literally never sitting down. uphill, downhill, climbing stairs. eating like a big, beautiful horse. no change except my pants are perhaps a hair tight.

the rosalía stuff i actually got in barcelona...and the rosalía stuff i regret not getting

the united states of america won't be a real country until it has fanta lemon