Ashley Cole stands. Carragher sits. He keeps the seat warm for a few minutes whilst Cole changes into a Chelsea kit. Cole returns and throws Carragher on the floor and sits back down whilst Carragher exits the pub.

Arrest people who bleach their children.

"can we normalize wearing-" "can we normalize doing-" "can we normalize having-" are you unable doing things if no one else does it with you

11 digit for an emergency number in 21st century?

I dey smell the fooling from this poster alone

Na January wey everybody Dey try recover you wan do birthday

When you miss the ad's cancel button by a millimeter and end up in the Play Store.

I want to be liquid to the point of reflex gifting. Bro, I just called for that interview oh, fiam 50K data money. Bro, I passed the exam. Fiam. 30K suya money. Fam, I just bought a car. Fiam, take full the tank. 😅😅gifting is such a sweet thing.

Just because the conversation is uncomfortable, doesn’t mean we are having an argument

If you think English language is easy to speak, please listen to Sunday Olise running commentary in the ongoing Africa Cup of Nations. Lol

Lmaoooo, no way you people are praying out horniness

Why? You wan cut cake for am?

Are you guys pitbulls ? Dating a soft woman will always be the answer

Gimmicks sha full new taker hand 😂

Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly Even when Evidence is blurry

man own na pandemic, woman own na "making herself happy" oya nau

òrò òfò

him balls hard gan

“combat” and “horniness” in the same sentence lmfaooo