They killed Pumbaa ke?? 😭😭

WhatsApp really needs to remove that tagging all group members feature they introduced. Now almost all the groups I’m in on WhatsApp have someone tagging everyone for no reason. You come online and see you’ve been tagged in a group only to see it’s a random post

Most beautiful?? Because of lipstick and tiro? Abeg na! 😭😂

This is definitely rage bait coz…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hahahaha hehehehehehehe hohohoho😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This can’t be the same mr abiodun that has been trending for a while now. Una don run go clone him account 😂😂

Oh… God!!! Please…. How did I get here? Am I falling in love Abi wetin be dis? Heiij… Jesus! Help me 😭🤦‍♂️

How can your surname be Odiegwu? Like the normal Odiegwu? 🤔😳 Now I’m confused. Like, you mean…. Omo!

I don’t like Ibadan people, especially market women. How can you start an interesting gist in a public transport only for you to come down before the last b/stop? Like who does that? 😡 The government is not even saying anything about it and it’s annoying!!

I don’t care but if your girlfriend tears bread nylon with her teeth, you need to consider your life choices again.

ATP, I don’t think there’s need for a Minister of Power. There’s no power in the first place so what are you ministering? Even Aso Rock is almost done transitioning fully to solar. So what exactly is the post for? Things just Dey spoil anyhow inside freezer! 😡😭ara nkan mi mehn

What do you mean there’s no money in the movie industry? Where does aunty Funke and aunty Toyin get theirs from? Abi Una Dey whine me? E reach my turn to enter, Una say money no Dey 😏

But why do people with bad breath always want to tell you something secret? 😭😭

If you want to japa, do so now ooo coz if 2027 meet you here with the way things are going, your eyes is going to peel! Suffer might later eat your head! I repeat, do that which you must. If na motor or house, buy am now oo!!!! Ehen!

But which kind hunger catch person wey discover sugar cane?

Why are children always looking for ways to go back to heaven or wherever they came from? If it’s not electrical appliances and sockets, it’s one crazy risk or the other. Are you not happy to be here? Did they force you to come? Talk to me na Instead of all dis one you’re doing!

My own is what kind of hunger made someone discover bitter leaf soup? Like you saw the leaf, tasted it and still decided to cook soup with it. You were not scared?

Funny how I said the same thing in February. Told myself life is too short and I need to spend more on myself. Promised to buy at least one new thing for myself every month. 😂😂😂 even bio, I never buy. Now we’re in may and well, May the Lord help me 😂😂

TikTok has a way of making a sound stuck in your head unconsciously. Not me randomly saying…. 🎶🎶🎵🎵Memememe ooo….. 🎵🎵🎶🎶

The day I will have their time, I’ll intentionally spend money on ads on all social media platform to call them out. The fraud is getting too much. Economy is not smiling, yet you’re adding to it. Be considerate na!!