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Alice πŸŒ²πŸ“šπŸŒ²πŸ“š

@decomposed_note

Notebook Thoughts from Someone Who Bought Too Many Notebooks.

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calendar_today28-05-2021 00:27:02

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user gay wizard (@wisteriabigsur) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ava as the adult daughter of a mother with unmanaged mental illness, yes. more people need to be harshly informed that they are incapable of parenthood.

ICHIBAN BABY (@demicaruso) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You can easily argue that single people do housework too but if you’ve ever witnessed a married woman spend ALL of her free time running after her husband & children trying to keep the house clean you’ll understand it’s not the same at all 😭

peach (@peachsweet_tea) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hot take: If you expect your wife to work full time you cannot complain if she’s: -overweight -low sex drive -moody -behind on housework -doesn’t cook Working full time puts stress on women and usually shows in body changes such as gaining weight and say goodbye to their sex

Mason (@webdevmason) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The really funny thing is all the parallels between how men invalidate the housework wars and how women invalidate "dead bedrooms" Oh yeah, it's a really big deal when it's the thing you really care about and not such a big deal when it's your spouse's thing? Do tell lol

Alice πŸŒ²πŸ“šπŸŒ²πŸ“š (@decomposed_note) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Most of the people claiming autism to feel better about their social and executive ineptitude truly just have daycare brain. They spent their formative years rotting in front of a tv in a daycare corral, and yeah that’s going to have lasting effects.

Alice πŸŒ²πŸ“šπŸŒ²πŸ“š (@decomposed_note) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What if the reason so many kids don’t have executive functioning skills is because * teachers were trying to teach those skills through the practice of homework, * but the kids could pass the tests without doing the homework and * parents then didn’t reinforce the need of HW

pagliacci the hated 🌝 (@slatzism) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anyone who knows anything about how these South Asian "international students" operate will know this whiny little bitch is lying through his teeth and should be sent home immediately. Canada is dealing with tens of thousands of these scammy retards right now. "International

Julie (@julielovesfluff) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Are you childless by choice or did you get convinced to take a drug that medicates basic desires out of you? (Yes I'm talking about your birth control.)

Alice πŸŒ²πŸ“šπŸŒ²πŸ“š (@decomposed_note) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That's apples and oranges. That 1920 craftsman house was for the middle-class and should not be compared to a 2020 working-class house. Compare a more accurate depiction of a 1920 working-class house and suddenly the 2020 beige-garage-box house is a vast improvement!

That's apples and oranges. That 1920 craftsman house was for the middle-class and should not be compared to a 2020 working-class house. Compare a more accurate depiction of a 1920 working-class house and suddenly the 2020 beige-garage-box house is a vast improvement!
Allie (@cluffalo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imo you should start dating someone when you think you might want to marry one another and should stop when either of you knows you won't You'll probably end up with shorter, potentially more numerous relationships But they'll waste less of your time, heartbreak, and youth

RFHπŸ¦ŽπŸ‘β€πŸ—¨πŸͺπŸŒ˜ ⬛️ (Doctor) (@hollowearthterf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That just means you’re chasing girls out of your league and trying to compensate with β€œniceness,” it’s weasel behavior and girls are right to reject it

Lou Perez (@thelouperez) 's Twitter Profile Photo

STFU. I've been on the road covering multiple cities all over the country by plane, car, and an upcoming train ride. To say the US has "nothing" when it comes to transportation is stupid. You train-tards lost me five years ago when the state shut down my city and the only escape

Alice πŸŒ²πŸ“šπŸŒ²πŸ“š (@decomposed_note) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The weirdest thing about losing 80 lbs is suddenly seeing that most people in the US are incredibly fat. Like the weight blindness wasn't just for myself, but for the entire country.