Why those "_____ son or ______ daughter" 90% of time always like: "slightly annoying daughter or son that will probably end up in prison"

My 9yo cousin headbutted his phone because of a game

She real as hell you were being fucking annoying

asked a girl at the bar a question about baseball and she said “oh let me ask gpt!” and i gave her such a look of disgust that she said “oh uh actually i guess i can ask my husband” said husband was at the same table and actually played baseball

People keep saying this is a reference to Rio but I am pretty sure I've never seen that and I hope it's not a parrot's ass that got hit with a beach ball.

I really wish "being born in the wrong body" didn't become the most popular way to describe being trans to cis people

this is so embarrassing im crying

I can't feel my legs

For a while in highschool I made my phone answering machine message “If you wish to contact me, then you must solve my riddles three: what is your name? What is your number? And what is your reason for calling?” And it made my dad so mad

brb checking the archives

Possum 😼 born in the wrong society

like okay

the girl i’ve been pining over for so long is now my girlfriend :) and by now i mean since march but i thought she was flirting platonically and calling me her girlfriend platonically and exchanging ‘i love you’s platonically til july

MY FRIENDS DAD IS BISEXUAL AND CHEATING ON HIS HOMOPHOBIC/TRANSPHOBIC WIFE WITH A TRANS MAN??? 😭😭😭

My grandma sent me a dress to help me with my trans journey oh my god 🥺

Here’s the final part! Part 1 and 2 are quoted below. 1/4

Good morni- oh. Ok then.

I pride myself on being able to spot ai “art” from a mile away and my god, there’s a lot of ai “artists” with 100k+ followers

3 hours talking to someone who accuses me of being a pedophile without any meaningful evidence, and when I show him evidence I have that I am not, they take three messages and a drawing as definitive proof I hope this is the last attention you get from anyone

"They should remake this-" You don't remember this anime because if you did you wouldn't say that.