Back to reality.... #MascotLifestyle

Why do flies find it so easy to make their way in to your house/room but then struggle like feck to leave? Like that person that always over stays their welcome.... #BritishProblems

Well done The FA for making everyone want Southgate back. Who would have thought watching #England could be even more boring. Though no games should be taking place in June on non tournament seasons!

Now going to paint a wall and watch it dry for 90 minutes for some more excitement on a Saturday evening.... #England

Great to catch up with Darrell Allen this evening before he goes and enjoys the first day of Wimbledon tomorrow.

Huge thanks to Chico who delivered the hedgehog who has now been called Chico, after he hand delivered him to #Merton hedgehog rescue at #Wimbledon station after he was found on a train. Well done SWR Help for having staff that care.

Time to announce this year's #EpsomMascotDerby race sponsors! Please give a big welcome to bumboo Bumboo.eco are a UK leading sustainable eco kitchen & bathroom supplies on line retailer. When a Womble hear's the words sustainable & eco their flappy ears stand up

It was a match meant to be! From toilet & kitchen paper to eco friendly cleaning products, even their bottles are refillable! Huge thanks to Bumboo UK for their generous support helping us raise money & awareness for The Children's Trust official charity for Epsom Mascot Derby

Epsom Mascot Derby is at 12:30pm on August 25th Bank Holiday Monday & kicks off a day of racing as part of Epsom Downs Racecourse #FamilyFunDay kids go free, & in between the horse races kids can race on the race course too! As well as lots of family fun going on all round the course

Today I got to talk to the legend Aaron Paul🎙📻 on his BBC London breakfast show about #EpsomMascotDerby on behalf of Haydon the Womble you can hear it here. drive.google.com/file/d/1uMYka1… thanks Aaron for letting me come on the show.

Are you even on a plane going on holiday if you aren't grabbing a bag of Olly's advertising at Vinegar Yard making me need to book a holiday.

Am I the only one that feels another little bit of magic of the Emirates FA Cup has died with the #FaCupDraw not being on BBC or any terrestrial TV channel? #FACup

Things you never thought you would see?! Mrs Doyle behind the bar of the Rovers Return! #coronationstreet #FatherTed

Eddy, bloody give Jack a hug! #ImACeleb

Hi Pubcat @ The Hope, Carshalton is there a beer festival this week, please?

Poor by the The FA lad is finally playing football again, then they decide to extend his ban, had months to have done so when he wasn't playing. Just as men's mental health awareness month ends they do this. Disgraceful. If they can appeal hope we can appeal this #AFCW #AFCWimbledon

The letters & meeting family members, gets me every time. Hug those close to you whenever you can. Absolutely love this final 6. Thought I would find Tom annoying at first, but I love him everyone needs a Tom in their lives #ImACelebity #ImACeleb

What a brilliant show #RobinHood is at New Wimbledon Theatre hilarious & magical in equal amounts. Get yourself along you won't regret it. And not just because Pete Firman got me up on stage. Didn't think I was going to be part of a panto this year but I was 😂