The waiter in Nando's just skipped our name on the waiting list for a table because she thought it was a joke

matt hancock

Ok this one is pretty good

Wouldn’t bother going up there lads they’re queuing to get in

Everyone in the UK trying to see who was on the next page. #LineOfDuty

Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

ALISSON BECKER ⚽️🇧🇷🔴

We did a win. Lovely run about in the sunshine Barely any fights to report Ash banging in his 1st of the season Teddy Boy hitting his 1st ever Willett & Dean Aneke annoyingly extending their lead in the Casuals scoring charts. Amp keeper only saves from Deano apparently

Great win today Dominant first half 2-0 up in 3 minutes 4-0 up at HT Shit start to the 2nd half 4-2 within 2 minutes of the restart Finally settled down & put the game to bed 7-3 win & 2 players getting minutes after months out injured Oh, Dean Aneke got another hat-trick

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Cristiano Ronaldo: “for some players like Elanga and Sancho, football is not always the best path. Sometimes University is an option.” [Piers Morgan Uncensored]

Wout Faes walking past Ivan Toney at the matchfixing tribunal

Big shouts of NOOOO but Partey ignored them

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

NO HE DIDNT 😭😭😭

It’s World Suicide Prevention day. Don’t suffer in silence. Talk to someone. Reach out. A reminder that you matter ❤️

Lads, it’s Man United!

Someone check on this fella…🤣