That was a crazy MLS cup. Goalie gets red carded and his backup stopped all the penalty kicks to win the cup

Woke up from my turkey induced coma. So now I'm going to put in a few hours of work while I wait for Black Friday to start

Black Friday was productive this year

Welcome to 2023. Where every company has a new privacy policy you must agree to in order to access your account.

The house is adjourned until 8pm since they cant seem to agree upon a new GOP speaker. This would seem to be a great time to spam your drizzly referral code to your house representative.

Egg price research for a dozen large cage free basic white eggs. Private label/store brand. Vons and Ralphs are $5.99. Walmart is $6.42. Whole Foods is $2.99. All are regular everyday prices with no sales or loyalty club factored in.

The chargers looked like the same team that lost to the broncos last weekend

My #MegaMillions winnings are just enough to buy a dime bag

I just read all these news stories about sky high egg prices so I went to the supermarket and got 2 dozen eggs and a banana for 25 cents.

Killed my apple Magic Mouse 2 after one charge. And of course it broke about a week after the warranty expired

What will be more expensive on Valentine's day? A dozen roses or a dozen eggs?

Why would you claim it's a weather balloon when you can claim that it's part of a very elaborate gender reveal party?

Alexa, add apples to my shopping list. This is why you say the variety of apple when you order with your voice. Otherwise this will happen.

Staying up late paid off

I won again

Won twice in my first 4 plays in the vons flavor adventure game

My winning streak is still going.

I just killed something with my ballot. There’s bloody bug smush by the S

Finally upgraded my internet

Felt sick, had a work zoom call and only had nighttime theraflu, so I put theraflu in my coffee and I now know how the flavor of green NyQuil was created