My friends mom looks like Charleston White

Saw Babyhurtme written as her tramp stamp and my balls whispered you wna be a father now?

Jarvis, activate kms protocol

The best week of the year

If our demons cant dance together, I dont want you

The only viable reply if some said you’re the nicest person theyve ever met is “thats sad”

2am saka talk with your mom and her siblings is legit scary. This is not how you found out about your family’s histories. And to add, my grandma just randomly screamed in her sleep, telling someone/something to get out and leave

Having Steve Buscemi in The Sopranos as nega Tony is so cool man

Started calling my siblings wombmate, i dont think they liked it

Been on a roll of absolute soul crushing grind for these past couple of months w results. The secret is substance abuse

Dont forget that Anck Su Namun betrayed Imhotep in the end. Bro died of heartbreak before he falls in the pit of hell

One of my regrets in life was not making loud monkey noise during a school assembly. See if i can instigate some tomfoolery

Take everything personally, at this age, shits intentional

If your event got people snapping fingers instead of clapping, dont invite me. I dont need the passive aggressive energy

Ill never be able to understand why some people complain about non-essential items being expensive. Bro, if you cant afford it, you’re not the target market

Yall bored? Send your ex a text saying “yeah ive been thinking, you’re right about everything” 10/10 experience

So im going on a date after some time tonight , and if the vibe is right, instead of going for a kiss on the lips, ima just throw a hail mary and go for the neck. Then im gna go home, let that stew. 50/50 chance its gna backfire

Yo this one does not trigger my avoidance

How can I hate the thorns when its part of the rose

Bad Bunny en custom Schiaparelli por Daniel Roseberry #GRAMMYs