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Liverpool fans proud today! Being a title contender on the final day is way beyond what anyone thought possible. #LFC #BBCFootball #LIVNEW

Relax Liverpool fans. This is exactly why you sold us Carroll and Downing. Make a cup of tea, put your feet up, and relax. #whufc #lfc

Despite what happens Liverpool FC.Made us proud. Title contenders on the last day, more than we could have asked for #LFC.@OosMarnus Christian

“It's impossible not to love Japan when their World Cup mascot is Pikachu! ” Dwayne jakbrakpan Daniel Verster

"LFCHamza: SAS play against each other today #LFC" @OosMarnus

"@NikeUK: Football belongs to the fearless. Sterling #riskeverything "@OosMarnus

"Football Funnys: BREAKING NEWS: Joleon Lescott having a medical at West Brom. pic.x.com/5ONsx6l82u"jakbrakpan

"Steve Stifler: Mom: “the spider is more scared of you than you are of it!” Me: are u fuckin sure?"Justin Vorster

"Truth Seeker Daily: #wefreakinglovefacts #more #facts "Justin Vorster

"Robin: It's just surreal isn't it, Mario Balotelli in a Liverpool shirt"@OosMarnus Christian

"@Factsionary: It would cost about $42,000 in muggle money to attend Hogwarts for a year."@jannas123

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If you did not perform operations on your eraser, you don't qualify as a human being

“Now let's see. Something about FISHSTICKS… interacting with ME, makes me gay fish…” #SouthPark

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