I am a Human, Being

As a Rule, The Minimum Amount You Should Make Hourly, Is Your Age.

They Are Not Called Boyfriends Anymore They’re Called Embedded Photographers.

True Leaders are Lone Wolfs. False Leaders Pander and Politic. Popularity is Merely a Measurement Of How Little You Opine and Offend.

Never Forget How Fortunate You Are To Be Loved.

It’s Adorable How Normies Think Elections Are Real. So Cute.

Chosen People. Chosen. To Be Made An Example Of.

Life is An Audition For The Eternal Role of The Soul

Divine Power is Creative, Sustaining and Life-giving. Human Attempts To Imitate Said Power Only Leads to Domination and Destruction. These are Expressions of Pride, Not Holiness. We Cannot Be Gods. We Must Never Try.

What if Wealth Was Really Just a Measurement of Your Capacity For Evil?

Fun Fact: None of Your Favourite Billionaire “Entrepreneurs” Were Actually Self-Made.

God: 24 hr Surveillance Before it was Cool.

Me - at the bar - explaining why I’m constantly going to the washroom: “I’M ON DIURETICS!” “YOU’RE ON DIET REDDIT?? “

Tucker is a Master Debater.

80s Glam Metal was The Dress Rehearsal for the Trans Movement.

Living for Content? A Life of Contentment. Living for Joy? A Life of Happiness.

Is it Half-Price if I Only Want To Go To Turks But Not Caicos?

The bad guys always win.