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I'm sick

I wonder if I’ve been expanding the view of the captain and crew

Idk how it’s always my phone I lose and not my keys wallet or earbuds

Frankly I’ve never even considered the possibility that The Final Reckoning will be bad

Didn’t have anything for Momma to sign so I had the singer write her name in my notes app

I’m gonna start a festival called Graveyard Smash where every band has to play Monster Mash

The drunk guy at tonight’s Weezer show who couldn’t stand up straight who was taken by security during the song Rock Bottom was the best piece of performance art I’ve ever seen

Folks, I’ll be fine

Something in my veins, bloodier than blood

“Cheers” in Boston has a stool and beer reserved for George Wendt who played the beloved character of Norm on the show. Wendt died this morning. He was 76.

If Barbenheimer was 8 hours long

Mental Justice Mid-Season Awards

Pane, Pesci, Rock and Roll

I’ve had enuf of Putin killing innocent ppl. Pres Trump Take action AT LEAST SANCTIONS

I asked someone who their favorite muppet was in a dream last night

Jack Daniel’s and Captain Morgan wouldn’t get along

There’s a new Marvel out that’s supposed to be nuts

I liked Ncuti Gatwa as the Doctor but I really think David Tennant should’ve regenerated into that guy who plays the uncle in House of the Dragon